Here's another difference between liberals and conservatives: conservatives write checks while liberals take out full page ads on the last page of The World section of the local paper saying "We're rich, generous and altruistic and you're not."

That may not be what the copy says but that's sure what I read.

Hey, Jim, Dick, Lee, Joel and the rest of you assholes, WHAT'S STOPPING YOU FROM WRITING SOME CHECKS??

So you think we need to invest more?  You think we need more citizens in college?  You think too many children are without health insurance and we need more "transportation options"?  You all are worth a lot of money, so pick a problem and start writing checks. 

Why does the legislature need to pass a law first?  Why do you need to drag the rest of us into it?

I don't believe for one second that you want to solve any of these so called problems.  I don't believe any of you give a shit about the rest of us.  I think it gives you self serving pricks the warm fuzzies to trumpet to the readership of the paper how wonderful you are and how much you'd love to help, if only the legislature would let you.

 People who really want to help roll up their sleeves and volunteer.  THEY DON'T TAKE OUT ADS IN THE NEWSPAPER THAT ARE REALLY NO MORE THAN LOVE LETTERS TO THEMSELVES.

That goes for all you smug bastards with the "Happy to Pay for a Better Minnesota" lawn signs as well. 

Happy?  Really?  Then get out of my face and WRITE A BLEEPING CHECK.

I'm going to keep this list of names on file so that if any one of these braying donkeys ever runs for office I'll know to vote for their opponents.

 

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