Just when you think Hollywood might not be run by the stupidest creatures in the solar system, they go and do something that boggles the mind.

 There's a new movie out called Tenth and Wolf, starring Giovanni Ribisi and James Marsden.  It's inspired by the true story of an FBI agent who went deep under cover, by the name of Donnie Brasco.

Hello?

I'm pretty sure the movie Donnie Brasco was based on the same story.  Remember Donnie Brasco?  Really good movie, but it didn't do a lot of box office.  I guess Hollywood thinks it can do it better, so it called a do over.  After all, James Marsden is that hot guy who played Cyclops in the X-men.  That's what the story needs!  A Hot Star! And Giovanni Ribisi?  Come on!  He's a great character player!  You can't beat him!

After all, the original Donnie Brasco starred a couple of hacks named Johnny Depp and Al Pacino.

Surely we can do better than that.

Next, we're gonna remake Casablanca, starring Josh Hartnett and Sarah Jessica Parker.

 

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