This is turning out to be one of the most entertaining campaign seasons in memory!  All the polls say my guys are going to take a shellacking of biblical proportions, but I'm so entertained by everything in the news, I can't feel down about it.

Besides, the press has been predicting the gruesome demise of my side in every election since '94.  Someday they'll probably be right, but it hasn't happened yet.  In 2000, they called it for Gore at 9:30 pm, and it was six weeks later that we all found out Bush had actually won.  In 2004, they called it for Kerry around 4:00 pm and we all knew Bush had won by around 10:00 pm.  This year, they've called it for Democrats across the board three weeks before the polls actually open.

Considering  the media's current pattern, the Republicans should win in a landslide by noon next Tuesday.

Unless, of course, some unknown Congressional Republican admits to being a cannibal in the next five days.

Because we conservatives judge each and every Republican Candidate by the lowest, ickiest, most discusting behavior of any republican campaign staffer or extended family member.  I fully expect to see an ad saying that Tim Pawlenty's dog licks his own ass!  And what does that say about the incumbent??

This has been an entertaining campaign since the beginning but the last ten days have been over the top hilarious.

It all started with Michael J. Fox, who was a great comic actor, if you ask me.  It's terribly sad that he and so many others have been stricken with these debilitating diseases.  However,  I don't think that's a good enough reason to treat human lives as nothing more than experiment fodder.  The argument that killing others kept him alive wasn't enough to make me side with Dracula and it's not enough to make me side with Michael J. Fox.

 

In her book, Godless, Ann Coulter writes about the Saints of the Left.  These are the media annointed victims, who's status as victims make them unassailable moral giants with whom it is blasphemy to disagree.  Consider what was said and written about Ms. Coulter when she demonstrated her point by writing catty things about the four women who were self important enough to claim they spoke for all the 9/11 families. 

It happened again this week when Rush Limbaugh DARED  to take exeption to M.J. Fox's campaign commercial endorsing the pro-cloning amendment to the Missouri constitution.

I heard every word Rush said on the subject last week.  I was listening.  He never made fun of Fox.  He simply took exeption to what Fox said and wondered at how Fox was portrayed in the ad.  But those on the right are not allowed to comment when a Saintly Victim of Life speaks up for the Left on any issue.  Those who dare are excoriated on the news, have their words and actions taken out of context and are called "Doughy" by guys who could've gotten a call back to the Crypt Keeper audition.

Speaking of John Kerry, I happen to believe he was trying to make a lame joke at G.W.'s expense.  When I first heard the clip of him speaking, I knew exactly what he meant.  I think anyone who's not stupid knew they were hearing not a slam at our troops, but a week joke in the hands of someone who couldn't be funny if he slipped on a banana peel while squirting seltzer down his own pants.*

I think Tony Snow, John McCain and G.W. Bush all know what Kerry was trying to do too, but they can't resist giving the left a dose of it's own medicine.  Or maybe they really believe he was slamming the troops.  They know him better than I do.

 Kerry's refusal to apologize to the members of the Armed Services just makes it that much easier to pile on.   Of course he won't apologize.  The Dems official stand on apologizing is: Never make one, never accept one.  Look at Larry Sommers, for heaven's sake. 

Everyone (on the left) knows the only people capable of making a sincere apology are murderers who would otherwise be executed.

As for that walking cadaver, Kerry, someone should've told him years ago: "Dying is easy. Comedy is hard."

*Okay, that actually would be funny.

 

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