Five a.m.

Josie gets up to use her bathroom.

There's something in the toilet.

Now, it's never cool to lift the lid and see something in there.  But imagine what you'd do if "something in there" started to move!!

You probably wouldn't be as cool as Josie was, who simply said to herself "I can't use that."  Then she came downstairs and used our bathroom.  Then she went back to bed.  Three hours later, she came down stairs to the porch where I was reading the paper.

"Good morning, Mom.  There's a bat in my toilet."

"A What?"

"A bat.  I think it drowned."

"How did it get in there?"

"I...don't really care.  How's it gonna get out?"

That's the way to start your day off right; a hot cuppa coffee, a crossword puzzle and a pair of tongs to fish a bat out of the toilet.

The day can only go up from there.

 

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