Things I learned at Mary Jeanne's bachelorette party:

Mary Jeanne has fantastic legs.  I have no idea why I never realized that before.  She also does shots like a pro and can growl like Tina Turner when you put a mic in her hand.

Put a few drinks in my 90 lb sister, Katie, and she thinks she's Charles Bronson.  When she's not busy being a chanteuse.  It's like going out with Miss Piggy.

My niece, Katelyn, can SING. 

My daughter, Katie, inherited her dad's supernatural self confidence and is incapable of feeling envy. 

A VFW club is an awesome place to have fun.

George Michael's "Faith" is actually a great song for karaoke.

Liquor them up and stuff them in a cab and both Katie and Katelyn use unbecoming language.

There is such a thing as four inch heels that don't torture your feet.  Unfortunately, they don't belong to me.

There's not enough booze in the world to get me drunk enough to sing karaoke.

Two thirty a.m. is waaaaaaaaay past my bedtime.

 

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