Congratulations to Al Gore on winning a Nobel Peace prize!  As if Bill C. weren't already green with envy over your Oscar win! 

Of course, if he were as green as you to begin with, maybe he'd have a few prestigious awards of his own, right?

Cheer up, Bill!  In a few years, you may even get back the right to practice law in Arkansas.  Remember Arkansas?  No?

I'm so glad Al won.  The prize comes with a hefty monetary award, too.  I have no idea how much 5 million Swedish Kroner (or have they gone to the Euro?) are in real dollars, but I'm pretty sure Al and Tipper will have no problem paying those exorbitant energy bills on their house throughout next year.