As a member of the vast right wing conspiracy, I'm aware of the school that suspects Hillary may have had more to do with Vince Foster's death than simply rifling his office in the hours following the discovery of his corpse. As fun as it is to cast Hill as the Democratic party's own Livia Soprano, there was never any real evidence that she had him wacked. After all, Bill never declared under oath that "there is not one single shred of evidence that we killed Vince." In Billspeak, "not one single shred" means "hundreds of big, juicy chunks" and so that would be considered a full confession.
I am convinced that Hill is completely innocent of knowing or having anything to do with Foster's unfortunate demise. Here's my proof;
1. If Hill had anything to do with the death of Foster, then she has already gotten away with murder.
2. If Her Royal Clinton thought for one second that she could get away with murder, there would be alot more dead people.
Ken Starr would be dead. Dick Morris, the Clinton insider who keeps writing columns eviscerating the image Hillary is trying to sell of herself, would be dead. Barack Obama would probably be found cold in a crack house.
And Bill C's own tragic death would be her October surprise. Not only would the grieving widow coast into the White House, but she could immediately get him canonized and start having highways, airports and elementary schools named after him. And consider how much easier a time she'd have in office with the support of St. Bill, rather than the flesh and blood pussy hound she had to deal with the first time around. The nation might actually let her get away with that one. We do love our dead presidents.
Seriously, of course she would never do that. Where is Craig Livingstone these days? No, folks who know them say that Billary
You know, I don't think it's fair to call them that anymore. They were Billary when he was the top dog, but now it's her day in the sun. I'm calling them HillBilly out of respect for her new position.
Folks who know HillBilly say that they are like extensions of each other. They work as a team even when separated by thousands of miles for months at a time. Regardless of how it looks to outsiders, their's is a marriage in the truest sense. They may not sleep together, but intelluctually they are one. To even think of HRC harming BC is to believe her capable of self mutilation. He's her right arm. Do you really think she'd cut off her right arm to become the nation's First Female President?
As Michael Medved wrote in a hilarious column a few months back; let us pray for the safety of Bill Clinton!
