I first noticed Joe "Plugs" Biden back during the Bork confirmation hearings. 

"What an ass." was my impression.

Since then, Biden has been in the news for such illustrious reasons as plagiarism, several failed attempts at getting the Democratic nomination* for president and just generally being a dink.

I would never date a guy with hair plugs.

First of all, I like bald.  Bald is manly.  Bald is something women generally can't do.  Yul Brenner.  Michael Jordan.  Jason Statham.  I could go on all day.
 Hair is for chicks and a guy who would go to such extremes for it gives me the impression that he's way, make that waaaaaay too concerned with the superficial. 

I would have a very hard time voting for any guy with plugs.  It speaks to his competence and priorities and I don't like what it says.  Now, if a guy in a wig (or plugs) came up with an economic policy that freed up markets and acknowledged that low tax rates equal high tax revenue and didn't think cosmic justice were part of his job description; if the guy had an energy policy that didn't depend on magic and imaginary technologies, much less one that didn't pander to pseudo science used to make political book; if the guy had the guts to just say no to terrorism; if when he spoke of the least of his brothers, he acknowledged that that could include the unborn, then maybe I could overlook the plugs and pull the lever.

Joe Biden ain't that guy.

I can only wonder if my many democrat friends appreciate the irony that this tool is who Barack Obama thinks can give him "gravitas".





*Even the Democrats won't nominate this guy and they'll nominate anyone.

 

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