I'm eating my breakfast, planning on checking my e-mails and what's this?  MSN has a  little article on the worst actors on television.  Well, those stories are always fun, what with their accompanying photos of unflattering shots of celebrities I've usually never heard of.

Number one; William Shatner.  Yay!  Who doesn't love Kirk?  So he's a hammy hack who's adored for irony's sake rather than talent?  In the end, what difference does it make?

Numbre two; a bunch of actresses I've never seen or heard of in a do-over of a show I never watched in the first place.  I'll take your word for it.

Nombre three; David Caruso.  I've seen CSI: Miami only once.  JP was on as a swat team leader.  He said Caruso was a control freak and a dink No, no he said Mr. Caruso was the most brilliant thespian he'd ever had the privilege of working behindBESIDE, yeah.  Yeah, that's the ticket.

Number quatro; some blond beefcake I wouldn't look at twice at Aldi.  He just looks like a lousy actor.

This is fun!

Number five; Gillian Anderson.

what?

This ass-hatted columnist says that Anderson's portrayal of Special Agent Dana Scully on the X-Files was unrealistic and lifeless?   Wha--I--whu---why--OH! 

BLASPHEMY!!

 

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