The first new season of 24 in two years started last night so of course I watched it.  Two more hours worth tonight and if something huge doesn't happen, I'm going to wait for the dvd.  I really hate commercials.

So I missed the Golden Globes, which I wouldn't have watched anyway.  I don't know why I find idiots gushing over each other so dull.

I do, however, love the commentary and pictures afterwards!  Who needs all that drivel that goes on inside?  All we really care about is who wore what, who looked like crap and who the hell is that?

My observations, based only on the photos I've seen;

Blue is a big color this year. 
I'm happy about this, as I love the color blue, I look good in blue and I've been so sick to death of black that I haven't worn it myself in years.

Kate Beckinsale and Ann Hathaway have joined the "Way too skinny Actress" club.  I don't get it.  Did they look at before and after pictures of Terri Hatcher and think "yep, that's the look for me."??  Salma Hayek and Kate Winslet are the only gorgeous actresses who have the courage to look like human women.  Drew Barrymore looks pretty cute, but she needed to shed a couple pounds. I hope she knows when to stop. Ugly Betty is no toothpick and she looked great!  Her dress had so much promise until you get to the skirt.  Then it looked like the designer got a phone call and never came back to unpin the poufs.

Kudos to Rachel Griffiths for making her dress out of a recycled grocery bag!

I don't know who Maria Menounos is, but her dress (blue!) screamed "I'm insecure about my breasts!".

I thought for an instant that Ashton Kucher and Beyonce were there with their parents. Ooops. 

Is Demi Moore the patron saint of cougars, or what?

For some reason, P. Diddy makes me want to punch him in the mouth.  I don't know why.  Even if I didn't know who he was, there's just something about the way he looks that makes me think I'd like him better if he had no teeth.

Tracy Morgan.  What a great country this is that someone who looks like that can make it to a red carpet event.

Emma Thompson, proving once again how classy she is, has apparently taken Helen Mirren as her role model.  That's always a good choice.

Renee Zellweger apparently needs to be told that topless is never as good an idea as it sounds at 3:00 a.m.

David Duchovney, whom I love, looks like he just got out of rehab.  Or maybe like he needs to go back into rehab.  Either way, not good.

Jeremy Piven and Seth Rogan looked great.  You know, considering they're both guys you wouldn't look at twice at the grocery store.

Someone should tell Dustin Hoffman that if he can't even pretend to be enjoying himself, he should just stay home.

I haven't seen as much black eyeliner as Debra Messing had on since Dynasty went off the air.

We all honor Susan Sarandon for not having anything lifted, but if she doesn't do something about her cleavage, it's going to be as long as the New Jersey turnpike. Love that she brought her son as her date, though.

Taraji P. Hensen looked like she'd been held hostage by a pack of wolves all day and barely escaped with her life, much less her dress.  Who is she, anyway?

Maggie Gyllenhall reinforced my impression of her, which is "yuck".

Marisa Tomei looked like she's on the fast track to becoming Ellen Travolta.  Then I remembered that it can't be the fast track; Marisa's been around forever.  Sandra Bullock is keeping her company on the trip.

Cameron Diaz looked like she woke up late and wrapped the bedsheet around her.  If only she knew who's sheet it was....oh wait!  My bad.  She borrowed the dress Gwyneth wore to the Oscars a few years back.  It doesn't fit Cameron, either.

Ohmigod.  Robert Downey jr. stole my hairdo.

That scamp.

 

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