Taking a page out of the books of his favorites, the Stasi and Richard Nixon, president Obama has apparently decided to compile an enemies list of his own.  He wants bloggers and other ordinary Americans to report on their fellow citizens who are spreading "disinformation" about his health care plan.  This is only because his health care plan happens to be the plan that most citizens are upset about today.  I'm sure once we the people have stomped out this particular fire, the enemies list will come in handy when the administration starts the next fire (using all of our history and the Constitution as kindling.)

Anyway, we concerned citizens are supposed to forward any "fishy" emails, which would be emails containing "disinformation" on Obamacare to flag@whitehouse.gov  .  I, for one, would be honored to find my name on the list of dissidents. 

But I say, why stop there?

Perhaps the white house should be aware of all the great jokes floating around on the interweb these days.  Send 'em on!

Those fuzzy pictures of you and the kids on vacation last month?  Who doesn't want to share the joy?  Send 'em to the white house!

Feel like telling off your boss but don't' want to face the ramifications at work?  Write the email and send it to Your Supreme Leader at flag@whitehouse.gov! Let the administration feel your pain!

Think Obama is the dreamiest thing since Bill left 1600 Pennsylvania avenue?  Now you know where to send your mash notes!

Love to write poetry but are too shy to let anyone read it?  Send it to the white house.  Ditto your fanfiction for the tv show "Dollhouse".  Let the folks at flag@whitehouse.gov be your beta!  They read everything.

I'm warning you all right now; every single email I get from now on is going to be forwarded to flag@whitehouse.gov.   Everything.  I encourage you to do the same.  Let's swamp these fascists with so much virtual paper that the whole system collapses.  They want information?  This is the info age, baby.

Let's give it to them.  Let's give it to them like God gave the Israelites quail in the desert; jam it into them til it comes out their noses.

 

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